Chuck Norris

Recently it has come to my attention that some people do not know who Chuck Norris is. All you would need to know about him is that he is all powerful. Some Chuck Norris facts:He destroyed t

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Recently it has come to my attention that some people do not know who Chuck Norris is. All you would need to know about him is that he is all powerful. Some Chuck Norris facts:

He destroyed the periodic table of elements, as he only recognises the element of surprise.

If you spell Chuck Norris in scrabble you win, forever.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris can win a game of connect four in three moves.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken and smells like chicken. But Chuck Norris says it's beef, it is beef.

Superman wear Chuck Norris pyjamas.

Chuck Norris can slam revoling doors.
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