How I raised money for Comic Relief

This year for Comic Relief me and my brother told jokes for £0.50. We got the idea from school, where we told jokes at lunchtime. We told jokes to our Mum and Dad, Grandma and Grandad, Aunties and Uncles and our neighbours. We raised £40.00. Some of our favourite jokes were...
You know what I really want for my birthday, a broken drum because you just can't beat it.
Why did the cow cross the road - to get to the moo vies.
Why did the Jelly Baby go to school - because he wanted be a smartie.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye - do you think he saurus.
How do you stop a dinosaur charging - take away his credit card.
Knock knock - who's there - Boo! - Boo who - don't cry - it's just a joke!!!!!

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